Elysium 8/10

The World's End: 8/10

It was fun for what it was. It felt like it was shot on film instead of digital.

Jurassic Park 3D - 8/10

I have seen it many times before, including at the cinema when it first came out 20 years ago, but this was my first time seeing it in 3D.

I'd forgotten how lovely Laura Dern was back in the day.

The Departed- 8.5 /10

Great film.

Here Comes The Boom 7/10

It is what it is.

The Prestige 9/10

Cube: Really entertaining and full of suspense. Goes to show that you don't need every component of a film to be perfect for it to still be really enjoyable. The acting was dreadful and the dialogue between characters wasn't exactly anything special, but the directing and premise carried it to a top level. Really fun. Might check out the sequel and prequel if I can be bothered.

Grosse Point Blank - 55

dunno, was OK I guess

Fuck you, if you aren't going to take this thread seriously just fuck right off!

#overreacty

Elysium - 5/5

Totally thought David Tennant was the bad guy. Just looked it up and it was Sharlto Copeley.

You're Next.

Or as this moron at my work called it, "Hashtag You're Next - that's how they've been advertising it, so I figured it was called that". This is the same guy who told me that Jason Bateman used to be on Hogan's Heroes.

Anyway, I give the film a 2/5. It starts off alright, with a slow - but sometimes painful to watch - build, and then completely falls apart. Predictability abounds - as does the switching of gears of the movie's very own design and pace it builds to. I would not waste my time with this.

He's kind of close. He was on a family sitcom titled "The Hogan Family" in the late 80's.

If you want to have somewhat fond memories of the Cube do not watch the sequel or prequel.

In fact, the prequel was on some lame ass channel at like 2 am few nights ago and I couldn't believe how fuckin' awful this was.

I skimmed through their wiki pages and was really just intrigued at getting an explanation for the cube. Although not really knowing anything about it is also kinda the appeal of the first film.

our friend Rhiannon knows all about Cube if you want information

I already mentioned that in 100,000 replies thread which you would know if you weren't such a something

Oh, well now I feel like a dickhead, THANKS A LOT!

Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo- 7.5/10

I avoided this movie for over a decade due to the vitriol and jokes thrown at it. Saw it and really liked it. I would defend this movie.

Bernie 8/10

Dark comedy, based on a true story. Saw my theater arts teacher as an extra in one of the scenes. That was nice.


Jack Black is one of my favorites, and he didn't disappoint

Yeah, I had to explain and he doubted me.

He was like, 'Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it was Hogan's Heroes.'

The Conjuring 7/10.

Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story--- 7.8/10

There are, inevitably, inaccuracies in this film but what I liked so much about it was the way in which it was a bio pic filmed like an action movie. The format fit this already good film brilliantly.

Stoker - 7/10

Evil Dead 2013 - 7/10

Big Stan - IHOPEROBSCHNEIDERGOESTOPRISON/10

John Carter 7/10

Rock of Ages - 8/10

For the love of God, don't do that to yourself.

Elysium - pretty neat

The Place Beyond The Pines - 8/10

I saw it via iTunes. The movie was pretty good and deserves to be watched on Blu-Ray as some scenes are shot extremely well.

Riddick - 7/10

It is really a 6, but it gets an extra point for giving us a shot of one of Katee Sackhoff's boobs.

Oh damn. Now I've got to see it for some Starbuck boobie action.

Dirk Benedict's shorts aren't leaving much to the imagination.

Oblivion: Pretty shit

This Means War

7.5/10

Rom-Com/Action flick. Decent way to spend a couple hours. The Missus enjoyed it.

We're The Millers 8/10

Elysium. 8/10.

The Shrine: 7.8/10

42 - fail/pass bordering on fail

I don't like biopics. I didn't like this one either.

Star Trek Into Darkness 9/10

Loved all the nods to the original series in this.