Do you mean “Chef’s Kiss”? French kiss is something completely different.

Noid is so creepy :roll:

All of you are droplets of sweat glistening on the shaft of a random cock in a drug store romance novel.

i can please be the tattered whitey tighties that barely absorb the cock sweat before it reaches the grubby sweatpants? i'm better than a droplet of sweat ffs.

i'm picturing this cock as the cock of a man standing in the drug store looking at the romance novels, not a cock that appears in the novel.

Tighty Whiteys** you fucking savage

WHATEVER DALE YOU WHINY BITCH

Tighty Whities***

You fucking wheel

the bead of sweat formerly known as rtd slowly dripped down the veiny shaft of Jorges bulge and was barely absorbed by his whitey tighties, his essence becoming one with the fruit of the loom.

Is it me or is this starting to feel like some kind of ritual for summoning RP?

YOU

ARE NOW

ONE

ONE OF US

RP just came

Chef’s kiss is the finger puck. I meant a wet slobbery one.

“I know MJF is frustrated about his contract. Wants to be paid more and that’s just the long and short of it.

There are a lot of people who have come in after him and are getting paid way more” - Sean Ross Sapp on the matter.

When the Khans first got into wrestling, I thought we could be moving towards a “post-Vince world.” What I didn’t have the foresight to comprehend is that there is a downside to TK having these resources. And this is why Vince has historically tried to keep a lid on what he pays guys — you can’t pay a bunch of guys $5 million then expect to get away with paying other guys chips (comparatively).

Tony’s also paying these guys enough money that they won’t need him. They’ve got enough money after one cycle to retire, or even go somewhere else that pleases them more or start their own thing.

The only reason these large contracts was justified in the beginning was to secure the stars to get the platform to generate the attention to attract the revenue. You don’t have forever and a day to do that before the guys you are paying so much ask for more money, the guys underneath ask for more money or the guys making money to be invisible decide to go back to fame or do their own thing. Or decide they just don’t want to take bumps anymore.

We don’t know what happens when talent asks for their release in AEW. Is TK going to play things like Vince? Is he going to be able to standup to guys telling the truth about situations on Twitter? Is he going to be able to fight to keep guys locked into contracts they want out of?

Interesting times ahead. More interesting than the actual content.

xxxrod :naughty:

If you’re not really an idiot, sometimes you’ve got to live in the fantasies of idiots who will call you an idiot.

There’s already a better nickname. Try to keep up, Derpfect.

French kiss

You should be offended though. Clearly you blowing him on a regular basis isn’t doing the trick.

CUMDORXXXXXXXXX

Is AEW booking Jeff Hardy in a feud where the central focus is that he is old, unsafe, and needs to retire? Because Kassidy out there saying those things about him because of how Jeff does the Swanton now to protect himself.

french kiss

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It’s official! <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SamoaJoe</a> is ALL ELITE! See you on Wednesday at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SupercardOfHonor?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SupercardOfHonor</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/AEW?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AEW</a> <a href="https://t.co/n29KnFhCBP">pic.twitter.com/n29KnFhCBP</a></p>&mdash; Tony Khan (@TonyKhan) <a href="https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1510088769956896772?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Fuck yes!

(Haven’t kept up with him in WWE. Can he still go or is his body tapping out?)

He can go. And he promo, which is half the battle if not more.

He has been plagued with injuries though

Starting to find it hard to like Tony Khan, he's got such a "booker boner" for himself. He has to sneak in at almost every press conference that this was "the best PPV yet/of the year/all time/ever/etc"...

Last night saying that his ROH show is maybe the best ROH PPV of all time after jobbing the entire OG roster to his AEW guys... which on some level is fine but maybe he could have thrown someone a bone in that regard. He also said that he's capable of booking both ROH and AEW and tonight is proof.

He said he will listen to peoples ideas but it's his show and he writes it. He said you can only listen to so many ideas that he gets pitched about 100 times a day and you can't please everyone. Which is true I get that. Just don't come onto a presser and bitch about things like a little shit millennial and try to take some inspiration from the guy who invented the business and incorporate some stoicism into your character.

Still, the ROH roster presented last night is fantastic and I am excited to see the first slew of shows to see if I will be a regular viewer or not. I think there is a chance for sure that I can get back into ROH.

Tony is a fucking asshole lol. I think he has enough money to keep things afloat and keep his company going as the "workrate" company. But the happy family vibes of AEW are just about on their way out with all the contracts coming up. Suddenly, it's not going to be "the place to be" it was for the WWE refugees.

I can't help but fill in my own narrative to the events we've seen take place at AEW with the EVP's and Tony. Clearly, it would seem that Cody had very strong opinions and likely a bit of resistance to Tony's ideas or vice versa. I can see that Tony probably cooled off on Cody as a real leading player after the TNT Championship angle with Brodie Lee.

Cody hung on for another year after that, bouncing between outside projects and decent but not main event storylines in AEW. He is a main guy, no way should he have been relegated to less than.

Hoping that Regal, Danielson, Punk, Jericho, The Bucks... Daniels ... somebody can get the respect of Tony to get some influence on him.

He's only wrestled a handful of times over the last several years that I can remember because he's always injured and I think WWE just eventually shelved him for the most part because of it.

Haha that Toy Story meme is pretty funny.

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amazing

Lol that dude is sooooooo awkward of a human

Pretty sure he’s got Asperger’s.

He's definitely not blessed with social grace.

Eh, Joe is so good at playing the mean bastard, that he could very well be working in that video. Honestly its more likely that, than any disdain for Khan or AEW.

Doesn’t make it any less awesome