Phil not gonna be happy...
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AEW NEW VIDEO GAME!!!!

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did he really get his teeth knocked out? i guess i just assumed they rotted out from all that pepsi, uh huh

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That’s actually probably not far off. Pretty sure those teeth were gone a long time ago but it was less noticeable because he didn’t smile as much because fed bad.

WAIT, WWE was holding the Hardy's back, now that they are in AEW though, they are set to be used PROPERLY!!!

This is being done by putting them in Tag Title Contention, right???

Oh no, Tony instead is going to unlock their full potential by...

BOOKING THEN ON AEW DARK FUCKING ELEVATION!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: YOUTUBE FOR THE WIN!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

You know how there’s a very fair criticism of AEW that you have to follow all their peripheral stuff (Dark, Elevation, BTE, etc) to understand what’s going on? I feel it’s the same here. Like I need to be reading Twitter, Reddit, and the SPWW forums to connect the dots on the criticisms of the “AEW Cultists”. :lol:

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Rumour has it they have the scoop on Punk’s molars. There are 27 threads about it.

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I still don’t get why Matt Hardy is magically a babyface after being an asshole for so long. They knew Jeff was coming in for 90 days. Have him reveal that he was doubting himself and trying to move into managing to rest his body, but he does think there’s a big money run in himself. He’s letting all his teams go because he wants to be honest and admit that he can no longer have their interests at heart. Or something.

I hate it when wrestlers change their entire demeanour like they woke up for breakfast and just had an entire personality change overnight. It’s especially awful when it’s a heel who becomes a face just because another asshole beat them up. They did this with Seth Rollins when he first turned back face because Triple H wouldn’t coddle him anymore.

Why did Jay White debut in AEW?

Because Tony used the forbidden door line to hype Keith Lee, felt bad because using that line wasn’t accurate, so brought in White to fit the bill and not let fans down.

Because Tony Khan fucked up, lied to the fans, then brought him in as a failsafe.

I had fantasy booked Jay White to be in AEW Championship matches by this point.

Tony really pisses me off. There is a handful of guys who he's brought in who could have immediately been launched into major programs or even World Championship situations. Here are a few of my gripes...

Andrade
This guys has it all, but he's also carrying absolutely zero momentum due to a completely unlogical and uninspired storylines. He was released from WWE and immediately signed and seemed to get quite a reaction upon arrival. He was really the first to jump ship in the big time war between WWE and AEW so he had that heat at the time. Why turn him heel? Why not actually have a big time Latino main eventer babyface? Sure it wasn't in the plans but work it in, the Hangman story was jarred off course anyway and we all knew it.

Malakai Black

Malakai could easily turn it around by simply being placed into a major story but he's cutting promo's on Feugo. This is the same exact thing as Andrade except in some ways he may have been an even bigger catch because he had recently been featured and talked about a bit on WWE...

They could have matched him with literally any major star in AEW for a program and instead they paired him with the on again off again Codester for a program that went on so long hot and cold nobody gave a shit.

His House of Black alliance is awesome and should be a big fucking deal wrecking ass on TV all the time instead I can't even remember anything they've ever done.

Miro

Where the fuck is Miro? Look I don't really like him that much I find his matches to really top out at around the 3 1/2 star level if you know what I mean. But still he's a great character, what the fuck is going on? He should be doing something big.

Sammy Guevara

Is getting go away heat from me. He's been overhyped and over pushed. Why push him when you have Andrade? Seriously, if you're going to push one Latino star, why would you not chose Andrade? FFS. Obviously you can and should have more than one but you get me.

Keith Lee

Keith should have signed with AEW from the beginning. But he didn't and he got a bit older and probably injured and all that stuff and now we have a broken Keith Lee. Sure he can still "go" but he's slower and mentally he lacks any real edge as a character. His promo is terrible. He could have been brought in, in a way like Vader in Japan. He could have destroyed Adam Page and TOOK the World Championship on day 1. That would have been interesting. Instead he's cutting bad promo's and tagging with Swerve who I love but they aren't really featured in a major way. It's just a placement angle for both of them.

I see value in Keith Lee if he's essentially booked like Vader, but otherwise I'm not interested, and clearly they aren't going to book him like Vader.

Jay Lethal

I can tell he's going to be a focus in ROH and he's been getting better spots on AEW lately so I can't really complain.

Jeff and Matt Hardy

If Tony is able to get some kind of TV deals or some kind of liscensing based off the Hardys then ok that's good. But really this whole deal is such a shit idea. We have enough old timers at this point and Jeff and Matt really bring nothing to the... table.

I enjoy their crazy bumps but also I feel them in some ways as well. It's painful to watch Jeff bump these days and Matt is too crazy to say no. I hope this run for Matt is brief and that Jeff is protected going forward.

@Jordan I'm with you on Sammy. A few weeks behind on AEW but I've grown tired of him lately.

Also yeah where the fuck is Miro?

I hate it when I make a big long post and it get's bumped off the page.

Miro is hurt. I have zero doubt they’ll continue to push him hard when he gets back. His TNT title run was some of the best work of his career.

I agree on Sammy. I think they missed the boat with turning Jericho on him. And having a subsequent blood feud to get him over as more than a flippy fly guy with a hot girlfriend.

Andrade can’t promo. It’s always going to be his Achilles heel. He’s getting better. I like the Darby feud but giving him the Hardy stable dish so anything for me.

DAAAAAAAMN! Not this way :rofl:

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Post doesn’t even follow the thread topic of Punk’s teeth. What a dumbass.

In all seriousness though, it’s probably time for xrod to go the way of CyNick and normansmiley.

Hahaha that's definitely Tony Khan!

This thread is like a sneak peak into that Noid smart people forum.

Can't wait for the next TPWW Real Fight

LOL he is hyping the amount of intrigue his own announcement will create :rofl:

What a Fucking Mark :rofl::rofl:

Lol, all these different shades of announcements. There’s a sliding scale of Dixie Carter.

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Oh man look at that failing company

The pre 2022 number were when they were facing NXT.

Spending 10s of millions of dollars to draw an extra 150,000 fans

Abandon ship! R.I.P.

100% this, don't let any fancy chart from an AEW Twitter Mark that barely focuses on anything fool you. That is not how business works. Only true dumdums would think that shit mean anything.

… How did you know I posted a chart from Twitter?

You’re not nearly smart enough to pretend to have people on ignore, Xrod. This is literally the 2nd time you’ve fucked up. lol

Who said I have you on ignore? This is the first time I have replied to you in quite some time, because you are just not worth arguing with constantly, but that is not the same thing as you are trying to push.

You should make a user cp trap style thread called "The thread where I catch people lying about who they have on ignore"

Nah. You got embarrassed because I pointed out your horrible reading comprehension when you answered a question Figgy wasn’t asking and tried to pull a Noid to avoid having to excuse another dumb blunder and then you fucked up because you’re dumb as shit.

How’s that “leap” working out? ;)