You're wank and hardly serve a purpose.

My main point is I don't think they should've been suspended. They shouldn't be EVPs anyways so maybe strip them of those roles. But as wrestlers, who fucking cares that they fought?

I'm so wank, that I physically wank. And I fucking love it.


My purpose is to remind you that the Shitman Bret Shart puts Ben Stein to sleep. This is why I hardly serve a purpose, because everyone knows, but you have dementia.

sure.

It's okay Dale.












True stories.

Time to refill those prescriptions, Draver.

Been on the record telling you that I'm not gonna let a shrink undo all my hard work after all this time.


I'm living my best life.

At the very least Oxys'll settle you down.

Will also make your best life even better.

Christian expected to be out 6-8 months, so he's probably not having his actual match with Jungle Boy until Revolution or Double or Nothing. Damn.

Christian's a good enough heel that he could just show up and jump Jungle Boy at any time and get people right back into the program with his promo work. But Jack's gonna have to be given some other stuff to do in the interim.

That's weed man. I think I'm doing just fine, thanks Dad! :wave:

Seems you need a heavier indica.

Feud with luchasaurus could stretch it out for a bit.

I can see that going to Full Gear definitely. That's still 2+ more months away.

Still will be a lot of time to kill after that though. JB can move on to other things but still have that looming thought in the back of his mind that Christian could strike and have something up his sleeve. Would give him the chance to try out some really cool character work.

Christian/Jungle Boy is over. It existed in an immediate sense. Delaying the feud is just an exercise in spinning your wheels. Christian should sit on the sidelines and reflect on his life and pretend to be a face if he ever comes back.

Bobby Fish is having a bit of a moment.

I do. Do your thing man.

Stop being such a Bret the shitman shart piece of trash hitman fart fuddy Duddy. End every drave post replying to me.

Come on you know as well as I do that they'll just pick it up in 9 months like no time has passed and we'll be told by people how it's just an excellent example of AEWs proper long term storytelling.

He should’ve just destroyed Christian at all out

Oh yeah, I know. If he can do commentary some time over his recovery period, that would be great.

Luchasaurus is going to suck without Christian. He’s not a very good wrestler.

did the Young Bucks vs Undisputed Era storyline ever have any sort of pay off?

I saw the turn on the Bucks but don't know if any match even happened. And now Fish is gone so that kind of sucks if it didn't

I’m sure there’s a list of stories that AEW that started and didn’t go anywhere. It’s been a thing since they started.

So Danielson is going to win the AEW Title and wrestle MJF for it, yes? That’s probably their best shot, but it feels like this should have already happened, but they’ve fucked around on Danielson for so long. MJF should cut some promos to “light the fire” under Danielson though.

This has been lost in all the Punk/Elite talk, but it should be pointed out that one of the backstage issues going on in AEW is that a lot of the lockerroom believes Thunder Rosa is faking/exaggerating her injury. Toni Storm had some snide remarks at the scrum (again as Tony Khan just sat there).

Their Discord server got deleted, apparently. Lol.

Odd that all this shit is going on when she can't defend herself. I take it like this: is it "many" or is it "friends of Britt," that includes the Simp who owns the fucking thing? It's the same whisper campaign bullshit that is being used on Punk and that was used on Cody.

I haven’t read too much into it. I’ve heard that there’s a Britt Baker camp, and she’s one of the ones who thinks it. In the scrum Toni Storm said something like “Rosa says she’s injured. So when she says she’s not injured, she can come back and I’ll defend this against her.” It was full of snark.

How hard is it to have a media policy? Stay in character and don’t trash people’s characters — especially if they’re supposed to be a babyface and fans are supposed to want to support them (Punk, Rosa).

Did this guy get hacked? Is this dude for real? LOL like WTF

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">From this week’s <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BradShepardUNLEASHED?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BradShepardUNLEASHED</a>, a source tells me <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BrittBaker?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BrittBaker</a> had sex with <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Christian?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Christian</a>.<br><br>The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> leaks continue. The wheels are coming off the train tracks.<br><br>Listen to the entire conversation here:<br><br>iTunes: <a href="https://t.co/HuY1ErhdDj">https://t.co/HuY1ErhdDj</a><br><br>Spotify: <a href="https://t.co/NzybsXTP2c">https://t.co/NzybsXTP2c</a> <a href="https://t.co/y16btMvYqj">pic.twitter.com/y16btMvYqj</a></p>&mdash; Brad Shepard (@ItsBradShepard) <a href="https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1568272310217441280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 9, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Oh no, Adam Cole is getting so skinny that Britt Baker confused him for Christian.

Is this how Christian Cage injured himself?

Talk about going All Out.

Maybe Britt Baker has a thing for guys who can’t help getting concussed? Brie Bella better keep Bryan home.

How is Adam Cole going to react? Does he binge eat and get fat and pudgy? Does he quit AEW and return to NXT looking jacked to shit? Or does he high five Christian and add him to the Undisputed Elite?

When Edge and Christian were having a quiet bet to see who could have the better heel turn, I don’t think Edge expected Christian to steal his gimmick.

Hang on…isn’t Britt Baker’s finish the Lock Jaw? Lock Jaw. Christian. It all makes sense.

If they do a live sex celebration on Rampage will they get 500k viewers?

Out. Work. Everyone.

“Hey Tony, I can’t get in the ring for 8 months.”
“Why’s that, Jay-Jay, my buddy, my pal?”
“I’m ravaging pussy for the next 8 months.”
“Oh? Anyone I know?”
“Britt… :p”
“:(“

Tony promised Christian a dental plan for signing with AEW. He’s going to get free visits one way or another.