Ya i know Bella. Samara brought her over a few nights ago and I ate the vagina scum build up from under her fingernails while she dribbled my balls with her tongue. Really nice girl.

Consider yourself lucky that my real life fantasy woman just got in touch

I watched this and everything was pretty interesting until the " eclipse " scene.

It was very difficult to get through that. The movie does pick up towards the end...

The Endless - 9/10

It has been referred to in glowing terms many times here. I'm surprised you missed that.

It Chapter 1 7.5/10

After a lacklustre beginning, it improves as the film progresses. I don't know if I'll see the second film in the cinema or just wait until it is available to rent on Prime.

There's no "It Chapter 1". It's just called "It".

That make you feel big did it, Dave?

My penis grew 3 inches.

Great, now you have one nearly as big as Chyna's clitoris.

That's where you're wrong.

It does say at the end of the film "IT Chapter One"

Oh my! Could it be?

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Detective Pikachu 7/10

Between Two Ferns: The Movie - 7/10

That’s Pokémon: Detective Pickachu.

That's Guru Dave: A smartass cunt.

Ad Astra - 8/10

Rambo: Last Blood - 3/5. It was pretty much what I expected. I didn't go for a solid plot or good acting, I went to see Stallone mess people up, and to that end it delivered.

The Sisters Brothers deserves a real review. One of the best westerns of the modern era.

Quality film.

The Sisters Brothers - 3.5/4

Presenting it as anything other than a Western was a terrible error of judgement. I was expecting a dark comedy adventure based on how it was packaged and sold but it's classic Western all the way. It's quite off key in a very pleasant way, there are uneasy moments galore which can turn either way and I was enamoured with the style of the story and the choices made in the cast.

Riz Ahmed and Jake Gyllenhaal stood out as strongly as Reilly and Phoenix in the support but their tale is so beautifully told that I really think they could have had a teeny bit more screen time just because it is powerful stuff and it sticks with me, as they do as characters. Reilly was especially likeable in his role as the guardian, partner and brother of Phoenix's hot headed and cold blooded hunter killer. Phoenix, who is now so incredibly talented as an actor that I can hardly even tell he's a real person anymore, becomes more endearing despite every act of brutality and stupidity in the story.

I really loved it.

Lincoln - 7/10

Ad Astra - 3.75/5

The last three I've watched:

Life After Beth - Really enjoyed it
1922 - It was alright..kinda boring
Child's Play (new one) - mehh

The Land of Steady Habits - 6/10

Flags of Our Fathers 7/10
Letters from Iwo Jima 7/10

I think the performances were far stronger in Letters, the film structure and storyline were also much more Interesting.

American Made 7.5/10

I was thoroughly impressed by American Made. It makes "Blow" look utterly mediocre.

John Wick 3 - 4.5 out of 5

The repugnant bald dyke in Wick 3 is a good visual representation of what is wrong with the film.

Just tried to watch The Florida Project. I can't sit through another pointlessly ugly, crass film that celebrates the deadbeat and disgusting in a way that suggests everybody deserves the benefit of the doubt.

It's an impressively awful film. Rarely are so many of my buttons pressed at the same time by anything but the combination of broke, scummy and bratty with an unforgivable, saccharine optomistic silver lining to it is quite the handful for me to endure.

Don' t make shit like this unless everyone burns in a fire at the end. It's what they deserve for being shitheads.

Didn't care about her looks but she did come off as the weakest/worst character. Maybe it was just her acting but she felt a bit out of place compared with the film's tone.

Also wouldn't be surprised if the film set some sort of record for most people attacked in the crotch since there were a ton of those throughout it.

She was a hideously ugly fit for a traditionally male role. Prepare for lots of that in the near future.

Seanny needs to get with the woke programme.

If it weren't for Seanny's peculiar fixation on them, I wouldn't have realized how unattractive they are.