Uno isn't announced for DLC yet. First DLC "season" is FTR, Hook, Danhausen, Keith Lee, and The Bunny.

Buuuuut apparently there's some mini-games included in the season and one of them is called "JoinUs" which surely sounds Dark Order themed.

Be cool if Uno could be a surprise unlockable for completing that game. Really these mini-games don't sound like anything I'd care enough to play if not given incentive to do so. But having hidden wrestlers in the mini-games would be cool and give me a reason to try a mode I would've otherwise skipped.

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Fucking Matt Hardy :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I’m willing to guess what he actually said was more reasonable, even though he’s an idiot

You would think, but it was as dumb as it seemed lol

I mean he never said OC has drawn like Taker. It’s a stretch but he’s just pumping one of his own guy’s tires.

Guys are allowed to say shit without it being a big deal. What the fuck does it even matter? I say this as someone who doesn’t really care about or like Matt Hardy.

Yeah, think we might be blowing that up a little bigger than it is.

X-Rod taking a nothing burger and blowing it out of proportion so he has a chance to use a bunch of rofl emoticons? Get the fuck outta here

Stunned I tell you

You guys have weird reactions to stuff. I said Matt Hardy never shuts up, and not even a day later he is comparing O.C. to Undertaker. That shit is funny.

Yeah you really nailed Matt Hardy.

No he didn't.


But you know that already.

If guys are allowed to say shit without it being a big deal then why are you giving cumdorx the business rn sir?

I detest OC. I think he's a blight on the industry. There's a difference from saying OC is used as a special attraction like the Undertaker and saying he's a special attraction on par with The Undertaker. Now should he be a special attraction at all is another conversation but he's objectively booked like Taker.

Orange Cassidy fucking sucks. Even throwing the gimmick in the trash — his shit has so much daylight in it. Matt Hardy was done in 2010. Fuck them both.

Holy shit at how underwhelming that DLC roster is for the game too.

He isnt good enough to be booked on national tv. He isnt good enough to be booked in a backyard. The only booking id like to see him get is a jail cell for crimes against art.

OC is great, guy works entertaining matches and the crowd loves him.

Meanwhile the gates shrink, the buyrates shrink, and each passing generation shits just a little bit more on the corpse of kayfabe and the cycle repeats.

The phrase "you're killing the business" isnt a euphemism. It can literally die. There are fewer eyeballs on wrestling than ever and the only thing keeping wrestling afloat is that TV is a dying medium clinging to any live content it can get.

When TV dies it takes wrestling with it.

By guys I meant wrestlers. Cumdorx not allowed to get away with anything here.

It’s already dead as far as I’m concerned.

Laying that at the feet of a new (and quite popular) guy who is being pushed in the mid card might be laying it on a bit thick.

OC is a symptom and not the cause. It was long dead before he came around.

Why are you keeping alive the sophomoric nickname people who have long since been blocked came up with? I didn't know you were such a die hard Matt Hardy fan to get your ire so revved up.

Sir he was defending you.

Of course. But when you're dieing of bowel cancer you dont applaud the diarrhea. It may beat constipation but you're still shitting yourself to death.

And you can’t get mad when the nickname is literally your handle spelled backwards.

i never noticed...but fair play

I mean Matt Hardy is gonna say whatever he can to promote the company he works for. I don’t see the big deal. I’m sure he’s convinced himself OC is great for business and he has to because, otherwise, his sense of self worth would be bleak.


As for me, I do not applaud Orange Cassidy lol.

Wasnt mad lol. Look who I was originally quoting when I said Matt Hardy can never shut up.

Hence why I gave Seph the business :cool:

Im not faulting hardy. He's promoting the company he works for. I dont expect him be honest even if he thinks the show is shit. Id think less of him if he were

He’s literally comparing relationships with the boss and how they’re used. I can see having a problem with calling him a good wrestler but he didn’t actually compare him to Taker. Lol

It’s like when Thunder Rosa’s “My rivalry with Britt Baker is not something that is going to end. It’s like The Rock and Stone Cold (Steve Austin), something similar, or Trish (Stratus) and Lita. Something of that sort. Something that is never going to end.” turned into “OMG SHE COMPARED HERSELF AND BRITT TO ROCK AND AUSTIN OMGLOL!!!”

Comprehending the point of an analogy is very difficult for some.

There were other people "listed" as DLC that weren't "announced" right now (including Negative One). However, its the games industry, so that doesn't mean shit just because they want to announce this stuff later on their own terms. Everything will be denied up until the day they don't.

Its plausible there's a long tail of updates of a year or two. Post market monetization is the thing these days after. It'll need to move some units though to get anything past the 6 month mark.

I bought into an undead wizard summoning lightening in arenas, but I can't buy orange cassidy beating anyone.

The homeless guy I pass on the way home who yells obscenities at bikers looks like he would absolutely murder OC.

Tbf that hobo sounds tough as shit

I wouldn't be eager to fight most hobos tbh.

That might be Perry Saturn!

So, you're saying it isn't too late for that rumored Vinnie Mac "army of hobos"?