Come on. Stop with these dumbass dramatic analogies. "If you like WWE right now you like to eat shit." "If your don't give someone who just turned a win you might as well be trying to start a fire by drunk pissing on the kindling!"
Can't ya just be normal. The first part was fine. Then you have to add that stupid shit at the end that you know is just going to annoy people. It's obnoxious. Stop.